the sg police: the vigilant force

Videos of Chee Siok Chin and John Tan trying to walk towards Shangri-La recently. Basically the video goes something like this:

- CSC and JT wants to walk to Shangri-La.

- The police 'advises them to leave' because it is a protected area or they will be removed.

- CSC asks for a reason. She is just going to Shangri-La for a meal.

- Police says because the area is protected.

- CSC asks why is no-one else stopped.

- The police 'advises them to leave' because it is a protected area or they will be removed.

- CSC asks for a reason. She is just going to Shangri-La for a meal.

Seriously all CSC wants is a reason. Give her lor. Tell her that with all the lawsuits the PAP have and will slap on her, she's bankrupt liao or will be bankrupt liao so she obviously can't and shouldn't be eating at Shangri-La. Every cent counts.


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Other interesting things:

• John Tan is my stats lecturer. He taught me all I knew about statistics and I would not be half the empiricist I was without him. He taught me that He taught me to see through all the lies that evil people in the country tell by abusing stats.

• 'You are advised to leave the area or you will be removed'. Apparently, 'advised' means different things to the police from Uncle Oxford. 'Removed' has a nice sound to it though: nicely threatening and sounds like a vaporizer will be involved.

• 'You are advised to leave the area or you will be removed'. Somehow it sounds better with an American accent. Or at least an accent which doesn't sound like you're really married to Chinese and English is the distant relative in the family you don't want to acknowledge because he's done some shameful things. The same applies to raising your voice.

• Police can't touch you if you haven't done anything wrong. But they do anyways.

• The higher you go, the smaller your balls. Must be the increased air pressure.

• CSC's HQ is in Sengkang. The food there is definitely alot cheaper than Shangri-La's. My HQ is in Woodlands. The food sucks here.