Thursday, June 26, 2008

LS' news in brief

MM Lee says one freak election results and 5 years is all it takes to ruin Singapore.

He worries needlessly seriously. We survived 40 years of his PAP's rule, we can survive 500 years of anything, even a worst case scenario where we orang utans become our ministers and they plan policy by deciphering the way thrown banana peels land on the floor which introspect may actually be a better form of government than what we are having now. At the very least, bananas are cheap.

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After the guy passed through at least 3 rounds of passport checks with his son's passport at the Budget Terminal, the latest precaution is to have a guy stationed beside every automated clearing machine.

I would think since the automated clearing machine was the only one that did his job on that fateful day, the extra guy should be stationed beside the checkpoints people instead.

Or use orang utans.

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MOH to probe possible lapses in living donor transplant programme


My money's on Yes.

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S$2.8m Active Ageing Centre to be built at Ang Mo Kio



Rumor has it it will be built on the Dragon's Vein which will harness the energy there and distribute it around the centre via the air-con.

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MM Lee's wife in critical condition.

Good riddance [although it's the wrong one].

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